Saint Augustine, Florida, home of the world renown Fountain of Youth is also home of the World's Oldest and most famous fountain - The Fountain of Baloney™. Welcome to the Fountain of Baloney™ web site.

 Viewpoints expressed on this site are the experience based beliefs of the publisher. Do not be fooled by the parody. These are tragic and serious matters that affect the Freedom of you and your loved ones now and for generations to come.
 "The true patriot and lover of freedom will not allow injustice to stand."
Warren Celli - Publisher - BANNED 'Saint Aug Dog' newspaper.
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CAUTION: These are powerful products.
Baloney is the strongest political force on the planet!


The Fountain of Baloney™ is in the process of setting up a Paypal ordering system. In the interim you may place a snail mail order to:

Warren Celli
PO box 351
Saint Augustine, FL 32085

Thanks in advance for your support.

Ordering Instructions: Send a check or money order (do not send cash), and specify the product desired (with size if applicable) and shipping address. Include a telephone number and/or email address to clarify any order discrepancies. If you provide an email address you will get an email order confirmation.

Art Print Illustrations from  "The Discovery Of The Fountain Of Baloney™ & Saint  Augustine" book.



The Opening of Havealay Street 1493

Without question the opening of Havelay Street in Saint Augustine is one of the most significant events in all of American history, yet it has been totally written out of the teaching of history in America's class rooms. The print comes with the press release for the "Discovery Of The Fountain Of Baloney & Saint Augustine" for explanatory context.
Beautiful full color archival quality 11x17 print $20.00.
Plus $4.00 shipping & handling.
$24 total.
See ordering instructions above
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A heretofore unknown event in 1491 that changed the course of world history... Juan Pantsa too Long presents a plento (later called a flamingo) as a gift from Sarantella, the Queen of the Talltomato tribe and a cask of Fountain of Baloney™ water to Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand.


Beautiful full color archival quality 11x17 print $20.00.
Plus $4.00 shipping & handling.
$24 total.
See ordering instructions above
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Warren Wonderful
The Fountain of Baloney™
Baloney Slinger Permit
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Don't get caught slinging the baloney without a permit. With cops in America today now serving and protecting only the rich, and on a hair trigger, you could be in pig trouble. This permit will allow you to tell any kind of lie; from small white lies to big whoppers.

Great for your den or office! Or, send someone a message; a great gift for; fishermen, judges, cops, politicians, bankers (especially bankers), priests, ex wives and ex husbands, used car salespersons, motivational speakers, etc.
This simply gorgeous full color archival quality permit print measures 8.5 x 11 and has sufficient border area to mount in any 8.5 x 11 frame.
The permit is $10.00 and includes shipping and handling. Ask for the "Baloney Slinger Permit"

The Fountain of Baloney™ Is Proud To present These Great Inspirational And Entertaining T-shirts...

These are fantastic digital color prints on 100 % cotton Gildan 6.1oz. heavy weight t-shirts. Specify; S, M, L, or XL.

Fountain of Baloney™ t-shirt.
Juan Pantsa too Long the discoverer of Florida at the world famous fountain in 1491.
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100 % cotton Gildan 6.1oz. heavy weight t-shirt.
Available in; S, M, L, or XL.

Ask for the Fountain of Baloney™ t-shirt and specify your desired size(s).

Paydough to Menendez to Havealay t-shirt.
A Fountain of Baloney™ book character.
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Be the envy of everyone on your block, and the envy of your fellow citizens at those phony city meetings, in this Paydough to Menendez to Havealay t-shirt.
Quantity discounts available. Inquire.
100 % cotton Gildan 6.1oz. heavy weight t-shirt.
Available in; S, M, L, or XL.

Ask for the Paydough t-shirt and specify your desired size(s).
$24 plus $4 shipping and handling.

I Love the Fountain of Baloney™ t-shirt.
Put a little love into the world with this great t-shirt.
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100 % cotton Gildan 6.1oz. heavy weight t-shirt.
Available in; S, M, L, or XL.

Ask for the "I Love the Fountain of Baloney™" t-shirt and specify your desired size(s).
$24 plus $4 shipping and handling.

The Smiling Flag! t-shirt.
No freedom no happiness!
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This is a truly beautiful t-shirt. I designed it to reflect my belief that unless you speak out and hold your government accountable happiness and freedom can not be yours. 
The text on the shirt reads:
Your happiness depends on your freedom!
Hold your government accountable!
100 % cotton Gildan 6.1oz. heavy weight t-shirt.
Available in; S, M, L, or XL.

Ask for "The Smiling Flag" t-shirt and specify your desired size(s).
$24 plus $4 shipping and handling.

Respect Residents Rights — Direct Democracy t-shirt.
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I am currently pricing this t-shirt for conventional two color screen printing. Any supplier suggestions would be appreciated.
Please email me for pre-orders, interest, and quantity desired.
They will not be as expensive as the custom digitally printed t-shirts above.




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