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To be continued... here are just a few of the highlights ahead...

• Juan Pantsa too Long's serendipitious discovery of Florida.

• Juan Pantsa too Long discovers the Talltomato tribe.

Juan Pantsa too Long sleeps with the wife of the Chief of the Talltomato tribe.

• Juan Pantsa too Long discovers the Fountain of Baloney™ and uses its magic power to defuse the anger  of the Chief of the Talltomato tribe.

Juan Pantsa too Long Presents Queen Isabella a plento (flamingo) and a casket of Fountain of Baloney™ water.

Juan Pantsa too Long makes a pact with Paydough to Menendes to Havelay to start a new life in the "Great Land".

Paydough to Menendes to Havelay founds Saint Hogandstein.

Paydough to Menendes to Havelay opens Havealay street, the first brothel laced tourist trap in Florida, and makes the people complicitly dependent on the scheme.

Paydough to Menendes to Havelay and Juan Pantsa too Long have a falling out and 99 % of the people side with Juan Pantsa too Long.

• Paydough to Menendez to Havelay, still in control but desperate for the validation of the people, sets up the first Visioning Committee dream scam.


• Juan Pantsa too Long writes the Fountain of Baloney song.

• Celebrities and unbelievingly bizarre figures mysteriously begin to appear in Saint Augustine.

• And more... much, much, much, more...

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