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be continued... here are just a few of the highlights ahead...
• Juan Pantsa too Long's serendipitious discovery of Florida.
• Juan Pantsa too Long discovers the Talltomato tribe.
• Juan Pantsa too Long sleeps with the wife of the Chief of the Talltomato tribe.
• Juan Pantsa too Long discovers the Fountain of Baloney™ and uses its magic power to defuse the anger of the Chief of the Talltomato tribe.
• Juan Pantsa too Long Presents Queen Isabella a plento (flamingo) and a casket of Fountain of Baloney™ water.
• Juan Pantsa too Long makes a pact with Paydough to Menendes to Havelay to start a new life in the "Great Land".
• Paydough to Menendes to Havelay founds Saint Hogandstein.
• Paydough to Menendes to Havelay opens Havealay street, the first brothel laced tourist trap in Florida, and makes the people complicitly dependent on the scheme.
• Paydough to Menendes to Havelay and Juan Pantsa too Long have a falling out and 99 % of the people side with Juan Pantsa too Long.
• Paydough to Menendez to Havelay, still in control but desperate for the validation of the people, sets up the first Visioning Committee dream scam.
• Juan Pantsa too Long writes the Fountain of Baloney song.
• Celebrities and unbelievingly bizarre figures mysteriously begin to appear in Saint Augustine.
• And more... much, much, much, more...
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