Saint Augustine, Florida, home of the world renown Fountain of Youth is also home of the World's Oldest and most famous fountain - The Fountain of Baloney™. Welcome to the Fountain of Baloney™ web site.

 Viewpoints expressed on this site are the experience based beliefs of the publisher. Do not be fooled by the parody. These are tragic and serious matters that affect the Freedom of you and your loved ones now and for generations to come.
 "The true patriot and lover of freedom will not allow injustice to stand."
Warren Celli - Publisher - BANNED 'Saint Aug Dog' newspaper.

Site Redesign, July 2014
Archive of past articles below, most recent first.
Click on illustration to read article...

An open letter to the Saint Augustine neighborhood associations, please copy all members and forward as the spirit moves you...

The Gang Rape Of The

Downtown Residents Continues...

[No! Gang rape is not too harsh a term!]

A Milestone Event,
The Escalation Of Arrogance:
Private Property Confiscation!

September 2013

Fountain of Baloney™ Relaunch
A history of bullying, corruption and murder...

In microcosm, the hijacked city of Saint Augustine Florida stands as a case study that reveals everything that is wrong in America today...

By studying the city's real history — the history that you will not get in the local Tourist Factory corporate owned media — you will better understand why our aggregate global human morality embedded in our Rule Of Law has become so deeply soiled...

September 2013

Introduction To The Relaunch...
Coming Soon — By Popular Demand!

The relaunch of the Fountain Of Baloney™ web site...

"I have recently had a lot of requests from friends and acquaintances to put my old "Fountain of Baloney" web site back on line. It will soon be forthcoming along with a detailed rationale for the relaunch. For now I am putting up this preview site. This preview site uses the old web site header above. Note the call to vote in the header graphic. I no longer believe in the viability of the electoral process, and in fact, I proactively boycott it."
December 2012

Original Fountain Of Baloney™ web site...

November 2003

This web site is dedicated to John Victor Powers, Greg Travous, and David Thundershield Queen, all of whom were denied their God given and Constitutionally guaranteed freedom and opportunity by the rogue gangster City of Saint Augustine Government and their low brow, mean spirited, bully police force. Those freedoms and opportunities denied, and the
illegal and immoral; harassment, arrests, hardships, trials and tribulations they were forced to suffer under the "color of law", were in great part causative contributions to their all being sent to an early grave!  It is called murder!

David Thundershield Queen & Greg Travous. A picture of John Victor Powers is forthcoming.


But as you will all see in the very near future your crumb supply is about to be severely disrupted, severely reduced, and quite possibly be gone forever. Many of you more sentient individuals can already sense and feel this now near future chaos. It is not a problem of diminishing resources and global warming; though those problems do pose significant challenges. It is a moral problem. A problem of broken trust in the rule of law as we now all more rapidly sink into the chaos of deception.

If you understand economics and can read charts click here to see clearly what is going on...

Usurpation: The illegal encroachment or assumption of the use of authority, power, or property properly belonging to another; the interruption or disturbance of an individual in his or her right or possession.

The term usurpation is also used in reference to the unlawful assumption or seizure of sovereign power, in derogation of the constitution and rights of the proper ruler.
West's Encyclopedia of American Law, edition 2. Copyright 2008 The Gale Group, Inc. All rights reserved.